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This is a wonderfully locally produced vegan chamois balm/ bum butter. It's not really made from vegans, but simply does not offend them.
This is a wonderfully locally produced vegan chamois balm/ bum butter. It's not really made from vegans, but simply does not offend them.

Bikemongers Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Unisex Chamois Butter 100g

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Bikemongers Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Unisex Chamois Butter 100g

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Charlie says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.

 

• 100% natural ingredients.

• Vegan friendly

• Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?

• Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.

• Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.

• PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)

• Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.

• Vegan as hell.

• Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.

• Does not repel sharks or polar bears.

• 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.

• Made by two great people in their kitchen, just up the road from my shop.

 

Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:

• Lee Cragie our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

• Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)

• Lance Bumstrong the best fake cycling messiah we could find

• Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.

 
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